Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Warning: Rant ahead.  Stacie and I woke up to just a dusting of snow.  Far from the "Winter Storm" that the afore mentioned "meteorologists" "predicted".  I can't believe they have the nerve to call that a science.  About the only thing they "predict" is darkness.  I think I will mail them a weather rope.  They can hang it outside a window at the studio and give perfect weather reports.  If it's wet, it's raining.  If its dry, it's not.  If it's flapping, it's windy.  If it's white, it's snowing.  They can throw all of their Super Heterodyned Multipath Doppler 3D High Definition Never Correct Equipment in the dumpster.  I'm not trying to bad mouth technology.  I'm all for it, when it serves humanity well (Iphone, GPS, The Clapper).  And another thing, our weather reports are every 7 minutes in the morning. Every 7 minutes they are wrong.  Do your weather people have a clue?

3 comments:

  1. Seriously!! I have always believed they have a big wheel in the back (similar to what they use on Wheel of Fortune) that has different prognosis for each day. If they land on sunny, they'll say tomorrow will be sunny. If they land on Tsunami, a huge one is coming your way! lol

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  2. i like how you threw in doppler and the clapper. haha!

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  3. I met the guy who invented the clapper! :D Nice guy and nice family!

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